Localhost subdomains and wildcard issues - apache

Question

I have setup on a xampp install a wildcard vhost on xampp in windows because I wanted to test some apps in localhost without having to add a too many lines to vhosts.conf for each and every app. I figured this would be the easiest and simplest way to do this was to add the following to my vhost.conf:
<VirtualHost *:80>
ServerAlias *.localhost
VirtualDocumentRoot "C:/xampp/htdocs/%1/"
</VirtualHost>
<VirtualHost *:443>
ServerAlias *.localhost
VirtualDocumentRoot "C:/xampp/htdocs/%1/"
SSLEngine on
SSLCertificateFile "conf/ssl.crt/server.crt"
SSLCertificateKeyFile "conf/ssl.key/server.key"
<Directory "C:/xampp/htdocs/%1/">
AllowOverride All
Options Indexes FollowSymLinks MultiViews
Order allow,deny
Allow from all
</Directory>
</VirtualHost>
This let's me access superawesomeapp1 at the foldername in htdocs as a subdomain of localhost. So anything in foo is at foo.localhost and bar to bar.localhost and so on.
This worked well until I had an app that wanted the following added to vhost.conf:
<VirtualHost *:80>
ServerName johnny.localhost
ServerAlias johnny.localhost
DocumentRoot "C:/xampp/htdocs/heyjohnny/web"
<Directory "C:/xampp/htdocs/heyjohnny/web">
AllowOverride None
Order Allow,Deny
Allow from All
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
Options -MultiViews
RewriteEngine On
RewriteCond %{REQUEST_FILENAME} !-f
RewriteRule ^(.*)$ app.php [QSA,L]
</IfModule>
</Directory>
<Directory "C:/xampp/htdocs/heyjohnny/web/bundles">
<IfModule mod_rewrite.c>
RewriteEngine Off
</IfModule>
</Directory>
</VirtualHost>`enter code here`
The vhost server alias overrides the latter, but I cannot figure out how to override the former short of commenting it out and manually mashing at the keys for every vhost I want to add which adds up after a while. I noticed it also overrode any attempt to redirect http to https. I might be running some of these things on localhost but I plan to use some of them over lan eventually. I attempted reordering the entries, putting the wildcard alias last but that didn't change anything. I'm most likely doing it wrong, but I'm open to suggestions.